I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Not sure about winning or losing, but I know my father has been much less annoying since he stopped drinking beer and started using medical marijuana.

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When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…

Look at the curve. No pleat is doing that.

I guess Stepherson will get the gun charge, simultaneous possession goes to the receiver.

I’m guessing they asked where they could toot some lines or maybe blow each other?

+1 stars. Wait...

I don’t know, if it wasn’t the Diaz brothers I might believe it was staged, but those two never really seem the type. Besides, there is this constant sense that loss to Nate Diaz is bothering McGregor more and more. Just look at the epic level of excusing he did in that promo video.

Samer doesnt get it.