Uhhhh, I don’t see anywhere in the comment you replied to a suggestion he should be kicked out of the league. It’s okay, I’ve noticed a new trend in people seeing shit on message boards that isn’t actually there so you’re not alone. I wish I could buy stock in it. I’d have so many imaginary dollars.

We should give North Mexico back to actual Mexico because it’s the asshole of America.

Yes. He did.

I think I’d rather enjoy that nice tasty snake-snack Piggy Poop Balls had for me on its nutsack.

Fuckin Sherman. Always burning shit down.

Texas is the asshole of America and the mouth of Mexico. Nevermind my bias against North Mexico....

I don’t suppose there’s any coincidence in that the “It’s Miller Time” ad damn near caught the fly ball outta nowhere from the bottom of this video is there? I hope so. I love irony that involves alcohol. And so does everyone else who watched this because nobody watches Phillies highlights unless it’s Miller, Coors,…

Only this fuckin moron could make Future’s already God awful lyrics sound even worse when being mouthed by someone with far less intelligence (and even less common sense). The better half of Johnny Manziel ran down his mom’s legs before it hit the drain.

You think if they took all their money and combined it as a group they could buy a win?