I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Wow. We have a serious Dad-joke #COTD contender.

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

The one guy who threw his France flag right when it goes in is priceless.

The laugh might be my favorite part of this.

The main pic made me realize Gallardos are aging really well.

Yep. Class of 2000. Freshman year, we had Baby Think-it-Over.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

200mph using the Toyota Century engine

Jesus. they all park WITHIN the lines.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

While easy to install the seats...you all have done a great job show casing how not to do harnesses on a car. 5/6 point harnesses in street car are dangerous w/o a roll bar and proper harness guide bar. A roll bar is dangerous without a helmet. Before you do “cool” mods please do the research to the safety…

From Oppo:

Coming soon, from Tom:

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

No Grizzlies/Spurs coverage? That was easily the best game of the playoffs so far.

Ken, this is the best series of posts on Jalopnik to date. Better than the E30 Mexico rally car, better than the low mileage journey by Torch and whoever. These three posts that you’ve done are the best. Please, please keep it up.

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