I suppose one of its best feature is growing a second right hand for you to take a selfie? 

“Stick is candy!”

Both Morant and Brandon Clarke have looked fantastic so far this season. Plenty of reasons to be excited about the future if you are a Grizzlies fan.

Is Threepio merging with the Falcon?

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

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Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

Followed by:
Bond 26:

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

You are spot on for expectations. I did everything I could to temper my expectations. All because of man of steel. I like man of steel, but those trailers that were made could not live up to the hype that it built up. I wasn’t upset at any of the superman doesn’t kill or any other failing in the movie, but I was so…

Because shut up, Kyle.

Melt Man! With the power to... melt.

I don’t remember this clip, but I’m sure subconsciously it turned me into the deviant I am.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

He was not the problem with the movies. I’m honestly really bummed they’re apparently not giving him a chance to actually shine.

Say what you will about the movies, Cavill was a good Superman given what he had to work with.

Erin (and the entire Jalopnik staff) - if you’re going to do a piece like this AND sell stickers that support your car blog: you best do the right thing and be sending Caleb a package that contains them RIGHT NOW!

Yeah, I read that line and thought “if you’re using the Klobb, you’re losing with the Klobb”.