“Stick is candy!”

Both Morant and Brandon Clarke have looked fantastic so far this season. Plenty of reasons to be excited about the future if you are a Grizzlies fan.

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

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Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Because shut up, Kyle.

Melt Man! With the power to... melt.

I don’t remember this clip, but I’m sure subconsciously it turned me into the deviant I am.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Erin (and the entire Jalopnik staff) - if you’re going to do a piece like this AND sell stickers that support your car blog: you best do the right thing and be sending Caleb a package that contains them RIGHT NOW!

Yeah, I read that line and thought “if you’re using the Klobb, you’re losing with the Klobb”.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

I wish I could give you this kind of beautiful warm good news every day, but the world is generally an ugly place full of sadness and chaos

Goddammit. Why would you do that?

daaaamn right in the feels

Ohh fuck you.

It will always be too soon to remind anyone of this.

This episode is the fastest way to make me cry, hands down.