I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

No Grizzlies/Spurs coverage? That was easily the best game of the playoffs so far.

Ken, this is the best series of posts on Jalopnik to date. Better than the E30 Mexico rally car, better than the low mileage journey by Torch and whoever. These three posts that you’ve done are the best. Please, please keep it up.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

A toddler might say to you, “Vroom vroom, I am a truck!”

“Rebuild of 6odzilla: You Are (Not) A Suit Actor.”

It might.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

My god.. it’s full of sodium.

Who would you race, there isn’t any multiplayer?

I also recently discovered IPRA because of a team’s first gen RX-7 facebook page.

Pictured: top secret Evo XI prototype

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

I will never stop laughing at this gif.

Looks like the Lexus grille wearing a bicycle helmet.

Emma, thank you for giving us some credit. I read articles last night that literally only mentioned the Grizzlies in the first sentence or so because the writer felt obligated to state exactly who it was that beat the Warriors.

No mention of why Westbrook was held to no assists for the first time in many years (too lazy and furious to look it up now.....I think it was since ‘13)???

Nah. This team was pretty awesome. Played with a different lineup almost every night. Compare them to the Houston Rockets who could give two shits even though they have Harden and Howard.

I reread that thing three times and still don’t fully understand its meaning. WTF does that mean?