Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

"No, no. There's nothing."

How can someone who does shit like this even be the same species as me?

When I got my second cellphone, from the Motorola V series, I made damned sure I could flip it open like a communicator to answer it. Otherwise, why own it?

"Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."

So, here's a tip: Instead of just assuming something sucks and then going around telling everyone else it sucks, maybe try it first. You never know. You might be surprised.

All I wanted was for Nissan to grow a pair and produce the IDX. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL NISSAN!!!

Comedy, action, satire. But most of all, Robocop is about the human spirit. How technology, no matter how advanced can never crush the human spirit, despite being removed, is something that even transcends the flesh. And it will survive even when put inside a machine.

All I know is that not even the Crocodile Hunter would go near them. I remember one time he was getting nervous and they were like a mile away. Then in the next segment he was manhandling a black mamba and saying "Crikey! That was close mate!" That pretty much told me what I needed to know about hippos.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

If he delivers on this shit, my next car should be perfectly timed to be a model 3. Right now with falling gas prices there has been a lot of anti tesla sentiment. My desire for a car with full torque from zero RPM and less mechanical parts splashed with a dose of fun hasn't abated one bit. I'm willing to admit that I…

No one. And I mean absolutely NO ONE is having more fun making their comics than the Archie people.

No wonder he's so good at driving to the rim while still playing the zone.

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

Travel back in time to 1995 and show that to me and I would shit myself. Now I am just like: When can i have a micro-sd with that much space?

No... the guy booting it as he was leaving a C&C is still the asshat, as that's how those events get shut down, whether they crash or not.

Z32

This is easy. V12, pop up headlamps and a giant 2 door body. Its like the Jalop god delivered the perfect car for the civilized, mature citizen.

Glad I'm not the only one who did this, for a while I felt like the kid from Superbad.