All the bloodshed, carnage, BDSM, genocides, power struggles and the feeling of inadequacies...all over a bunch of blown apex seals....

"Except it's electric"

The new Datsun logo. It's almost passable really, except when you realize that it looks like the pressed down on the old logo too hard, making this one look squished. And on top of that, it loses the traditional Datsun Blue and Red.

"Ferrengi Commerce Authority". Well played sir.

Thanks for bringing back memories of THAT movie.

Should always be shown with the soundtrack:

"Somebody opened up the exit door and Rivers fell out the back" is a great call.

Wrong one(s).

I cannot wait until Tesla makes a car I can afford.

When...the ball hits your glass

say "Xenomorph"! saying "alien" to me could mean any of the following plus more.

If ever there was a game that should have Oculus Rift support.

And I will now start chanting my usual mantra for when another Alien(s) game is revealed:

Wait. I just wasted 8 minutes of my life reading an article, and watching a dork try to compare the equivalent of a note and a half, and fail completely? And this is worth an article?

Considering he made grown men cry when he played the other large humanoid that spoke minimally, I'm pretty happy about it.

As always, Jalops GET SHIT DONE!

I own several guns and I also find this crazy. The first action you complete before starting cleaning is to make sure that both the mag are ejected and the chamber is clear. For a semi auto I generally rack the slide 5 times out of habit to ensure it is clear. I know some weapons require you to pull the trigger to…

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Pretty sure this is exactly what I see with my own 2 eyes when I go to the shooting range.