"Ferrengi Commerce Authority". Well played sir.

Thanks for bringing back memories of THAT movie.

"Somebody opened up the exit door and Rivers fell out the back" is a great call.

Wrong one(s).

I cannot wait until Tesla makes a car I can afford.

When...the ball hits your glass

say "Xenomorph"! saying "alien" to me could mean any of the following plus more.

If ever there was a game that should have Oculus Rift support.

And I will now start chanting my usual mantra for when another Alien(s) game is revealed:

As always, Jalops GET SHIT DONE!

I own several guns and I also find this crazy. The first action you complete before starting cleaning is to make sure that both the mag are ejected and the chamber is clear. For a semi auto I generally rack the slide 5 times out of habit to ensure it is clear. I know some weapons require you to pull the trigger to…

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Actually, looks more like a previous-gen Accord coupe

Fuck. This.

Summer and Perkins? I used to drive by there every day on my way to work at a car dealership on Covington Pike.

You think that grille is fantastic? Beg to differ on that one. The front is a strange mish-mash of 5/7 series, Mazda 6, and vaguely an Audi. I'm unimpressed, this is a lot less cohesive than the first gen.

240 HP is how much the NISMO Juke SHOULD BE making.

Every time I see this assclown, I miss Chris Farley even more.

See, black on red on a Viper works here because it recalls another creature who actively tries to kill you. I don't get that feels from an SLS.