I used to work at a Catholic school, so I (COMPLETELY JOKINGLY) told my kids that before a dance. One really quiet, semi-nerdy boy got this look of pure glee on his face, then erupted with: "TOO BAD THE HOLY SPIRIT ISN'T CORPORAL AND TAKES UP NO SPACE!!!!!"

YES!!! Great plan, fundy whack-jobs! Buy the cookies, and then scribble out all the GSA references on the boxes! BRILLIANT. Buy them ALL!! Seriously.

If Thin Mints are the first part of the Communion of Satan, what's the wine part?

Yet again, NBC is...

Patton Oswalt is great, but Reggie Watts is true genius.

The problem is that it is completely impossible to tell a TED talk parody from an actual TED talk.

This is how you skewer TED talks. While giving a TED talk.

I just meant they're ok when it comes to tolerating others.

Wait — does this mean there are people who DON'T like Toby Ziegler? Does not compute.

Not evil. Just not...funny. And that one with the white guy posing as MLK in front of the MLK monument is entirely just plain wrong.

I guess as long as we're getting screwed by Congress, might as well enjoy it.

I can never get used to seeing Perd on Scandal. It kind of jolts me out of the story a little bit every time.

Ya heard? Perd Hapley never gets anything right.

So true! That whole relationship could be used as a metaphor for women of color and our relationship with the feminist movement.

Drinking alone, my ass! From what I am hearing half of DC started drinking last night and have continued to do so today.

I call shenigans. Bo's snuggliness needs #nofilter.

But he is...so snuggly...

That deafening screech you just heard was the sound of thousands of Oliver-Felicity shippers all squealing at once.