I used to work at a Catholic school, so I (COMPLETELY JOKINGLY) told my kids that before a dance. One really quiet, semi-nerdy boy got this look of pure glee on his face, then erupted with: "TOO BAD THE HOLY SPIRIT ISN'T CORPORAL AND TAKES UP NO SPACE!!!!!"

YES!!! Great plan, fundy whack-jobs! Buy the cookies, and then scribble out all the GSA references on the boxes! BRILLIANT. Buy them ALL!! Seriously.

If Thin Mints are the first part of the Communion of Satan, what's the wine part?

Yet again, NBC is...

I just meant they're ok when it comes to tolerating others.

Wait — does this mean there are people who DON'T like Toby Ziegler? Does not compute.

Not evil. Just not...funny. And that one with the white guy posing as MLK in front of the MLK monument is entirely just plain wrong.

I guess as long as we're getting screwed by Congress, might as well enjoy it.

I can never get used to seeing Perd on Scandal. It kind of jolts me out of the story a little bit every time.

Ya heard? Perd Hapley never gets anything right.

So true! That whole relationship could be used as a metaphor for women of color and our relationship with the feminist movement.

Drinking alone, my ass! From what I am hearing half of DC started drinking last night and have continued to do so today.

I call shenigans. Bo's snuggliness needs #nofilter.

But he is...so snuggly...

This evening, my dog was curled up sleeping, with her head on my lap. This was, mind you, after a long, exhausting day of her sleeping 10 + hours while we were at work all day. So, we're just sitting there, me reading, her sleeping and being snuggle-petted, when all of a sudden, a giant fucking bug lands on my leg and…

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm 6 again. With animal crackers and apple slices. And pig tails. And my cape.

I... it... no, I can't be smart-ass about it, I can't be snarky. I can only watch it over and over and over again. But I'll count them.

Thank you. I needed this so badly.