Stephanie Colbeart.

I just finished reading something terribly sad, so those panda names are just what I need. I humbly add this atrocity:

Well, I'm no friend of FEMEN *cough cough- islamaphobia!* but that's still gross. I feel bad for all those misled women. Perhaps we should liberate them??

Why am I not surprised that tit based 'activism' is a guy's wet dream? Asshole learned it from the scoldy, misogynist scumfucks of PETA.

As much as I love me some Jon Stewart, I will miss Oliver's sexxy Carlos Danger dance.

Not necessarily a dangling plot thread, but it definitely didn't explore all of its potential.

The math behind giving them a pay raise is so simple:

I usually just yell something like "What makes you think you can talk to strangers that way? I don't know you! My body is none of your business!"

My new weapon is confusion. A couple of days ago, a total stranger told me to smile. I dead-eyed him and told him to do ten push-ups. He had no response.

But yeah, that video is a very satisfying revenge fantasy—not unlike the second half of Deathproof. I love how the same men who are afraid the government is going…

Thanks for your kind words- who was that politician a few months ago who said that abortions were 'never' medically necessary? I hope I meet that guy someday— I am sure I will go to jail for assault, but it will quite be worth it.

Dog. I had to terminate a much-wanted pregnancy at 7.5 months because I was near death from eclampsia. Not PRE eclampsia. What's more, I had to travel halfway across my state to have it done, because my kindly small-town OB/GYN didn't want it known that he performed "late-term abortions," as he put it. I seizured…

Guys, GUYS, what if Miley is a genius and showing us everything that is wrong with our culture in an ironic way? Like, she's doing the whole infantilization and cultural appropriation to make us SEE its bad bad bad.

Maybe we live longer because WE ACTUALLY GO TO THE DOCTOR WHEN SOMETHING IS WRONG.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I know what you're talking about, too!! For some reason, every time I come close to realizing what that something was I get ironically reminded of Jezebel.com. I have NO idea why.

Hmm... I seem to recall something similar happening to WoC recently... I can't seem to call it to mind... What was that thing? Where some people stood by and let WoC be abused and did nothing? And then didn't apologize?

I can see him at a homeowners' meeting. "Folks, it's going to happen: you're going to be robbed. It may not be today, tomorrow or next month, but it will happen. Sure, you can lock your doors and windows, have your neighbors check on the place when you're not there, put in a security system: going to happen. So, when…

Well, if this isn't just the perfect way to start my day, I don't know what is.