It's obviously some bullshit. Where I'm at is: today we celebrate Wendy Davis and DOMA. Tomorrow, and thereafter until it's fixed, we raise hell over the VRA. It's an outrage, for sure, but unless we give ourselves one moment where it feels like something is changing for better, we burn out. Or at least, I do.

Now I want cake.

Which one??

AWWW, DAMMIT, ARCHER!

Good God in Heaven help us all, WHY? What is the point to this? These "Disney Princesses" aren't sexy. They aren't attractive. They are absolutely NOTHING like the original characters. Hell, you wouldn't even be able to tell who they are if it weren't for the VERY sparse color associations their "armor" has to the…

Fixing racism with Tonto is a little bit like fixing a bridge with...a stupid white person in red face.

Look, let's just all work together. I'll be pissed off at level one about the sexist bullshit and cultural reappropriation of the original Disney bullshit, and at the lazy, lame-ass sexist nonsense being perpetrated here, which wouldn't even pass muster at a Heavy Metal magazine monthly cover idea meeting for March…

It's like people who criticize knife-wielding killers. They're just jealous because their bodies don't look all puncture-able.

Oh puh-lease! You wedding conspiracists have been predicting peak weddings for years and yet weddings keep on happening. Besides, until China and India stop having weddings, I don't see why I should do anything.

He once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and they made it for him.

"I know you think you're being transgressive and edgy and bad-in-the-cool-way when you are careless with the trauma of strangers, but you're not. You are being conservative. You are a conservative comedian."

THIS! THIS SO MUCH!

Game of Tones.