Nope. Milwaukee. But we get a lot of traffic from Chicago. There’s a two-for-one deal where if you drop off an elderly relative at the Holocaust Center, you get 50% off at the Abortionplex. Plus, there’s free beer in the recovery room and a lot of people like to make a stop at Mars Cheese Castle on the way home.

In my town, it’s right next to the Abortionplex.

My sister was the biggest tomboy when she was little. When McDonalds use to do the Hot Wheels/Barbie Happy Meals, she and mom would go in specificially to get Hot Wheels. Instead of “Hot Wheels or Barbie? the cashiers would always as “Boy or girl?” So my mom would stare at them (alongside with my sister) just long…

There’s a woman who lives in the apartment building next to me that drives this broken-down Pontiac - broken windshield, no hubcaps, etc.--but I can just tell from the time she spends out there changing the oil, and the fact that she as The Club on the steering wheel even though the car’s probably worth less the $300,…

“job creators” are sacred and must be protected at all costs.

Bets on when they change the name of the Justice Department to the “Law and Order Department”? Because they sure as hell don’t care about justice.

Saw Angela Davis speak the other night. She mentioned how she has a problem with the “glass ceiling feminism” she saw coming from the Clinton campaign, because if you’re about to break a glass ceiling, you’re already at the top. She quoted from Michael Bennet’s (Seattle Seahawks) International Women’s Day statement,…

I feel like JezSpin is unecessary this year, as every day for the next 4 years is essentially April Fools.

For these people “separation of church and state” means the government can’t prohibit anything as long as it’s based on ‘religious faith’, including prohibiting lawmakers from passing bills based on religious faith. because the And since the Founding Fathers totally, completely based the Constitution on the Bible,…

Grand Avenue Mall in Milwaukee has been on deathwatch for a good 30 years. And it’s only been open for 40-some years. I wish they’d stop trying to make it a mall; it’s a beautiful building, originally built as offices in the 1920s. It’s slowly being taken over by non-profits and business incubators.

*raises white hand* Yes. Yes it is.

Yeah, I vaguely remember some Irish friends when I was living in Dublin referring to “Irish” pubs abroad as “places with bicycles and shit hanging from the ceiling and leprechauns on the walls”

I posted it on her facebook page and she responded “Already on it.” Which means she already got “Oh for fuck’s sake!” out of her system. She doesn’t own the place, but it’s a hipster brunch spot, so there’s a possibility “Get the fuck out of my bar!” happens. Luckily it’s only her side gig. 

Ditto. I switched off between Jordan and Joey, so I guess final answer is Joey. He did sing Happy Birthday to me once. I was way up in the upper balcony of the arena, but it was actually my birthday and I’m sure he totally saw me.

My cousin is both proudly Irish and a vocal BLM supporter. She is also a bartender with no filter, so I cannot wait to hear about the shame she will rain down on anyone wearing this or an “Irish Lives Matter” shirt.

Yup. I was handed The Watchtower once and there was an article about global warming. In a nutshell, it said, “Some people think humans are contributing to global warming. Other people don’t. Whichever is the truth, God will make sure everything’s okay.”

Yup. I describe my dad when I was younger as “the guy who lived in the house.” Just last week my mom was telling me how when she finally reached her limit doing all the cooking, cleaning and childcare, she told my dad it was his responsibility to make sure we went to the dentist. To him, telling my teenage sister…

It’s sad that it even has to exist, but Donors Choose lets you do that. Teachers ask for money for specific projects/needs. I’ve helped out some neighborhood teachers through it. I don’t have kids, but I had a damn fine public school education and I vehemently believe that every kid deserves the same, whether they…

Waiting for my real estate agent so I can make an offer on MY FIRST HOUSE. Also waiting for my mom to get back with food from the greek place down the block because my agent is running three hours late and I’m starving!!!

I am crying white tears...because I’m laughing so much. I cannot wait until my fellow white people get over themselves.