I saw a comment somewhere that said [paraphrasing], “You can have either the 2nd Amendment or the ability of police to consider the presence of a gun as a lethal threat to their safety. Not both.”

Sometimes sarcasm is the only thing keeping me from setting things on fire.

Yeah, at most this warrants a, “Great, now that you realize that, it’s time to make up for lost time.”

Dammit. I clicked on this hoping they were angry tears at a guest who had finally gone full-KKK defending Trump. But no, they were white tears.

The girl in the skirt is killing it.

Honestly, chances are we’re already getting Pence’s policies, with an added heap of petty vindictive narcissism. I’d prefer fighting him head-on to this.

Jesus, this is a long list. To add another:

I believe my English teacher fast-forwarded through that scene.

Whhhhy did it only occur to me just now to start following Pete Souza on Instagram??

That’s one of the most apolocheeze I’ve ever curd.

I was in rural Wisconsin this weekend, and although there were a good number of Trump signs, they were usually overshadowed/outnumbered by larger Ron Johnson signs.

Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel

Please don’t insult Wisconsin cheese like that.

As I’ve said many times this year, I never thought I’d miss the days of George W.

They’re eating their own tail...

All the stars. Would you be okay with people sharing this? Anonymously? I think you phrased it really elegantly.

Chelsea and I went through our awkward teenage phase at the same time. Only she did it in front of the entire world. After surviving that, when Trump attacks her, I guarantee she won’t shed a single tear. It’ll be about as painful as a hangnail to her.

“Hillary is a murderer” is the new “Obama is a secret Muslim.”

Ditto.

I’m gonna be 100% nervous until the election day results are in.