Honestly, chances are we’re already getting Pence’s policies, with an added heap of petty vindictive narcissism. I’d prefer fighting him head-on to this.

Jesus, this is a long list. To add another:

I believe my English teacher fast-forwarded through that scene.

Whhhhy did it only occur to me just now to start following Pete Souza on Instagram??

That’s one of the most apolocheeze I’ve ever curd.

I was in rural Wisconsin this weekend, and although there were a good number of Trump signs, they were usually overshadowed/outnumbered by larger Ron Johnson signs.

Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel

Please don’t insult Wisconsin cheese like that.

As I’ve said many times this year, I never thought I’d miss the days of George W.

They’re eating their own tail...

All the stars. Would you be okay with people sharing this? Anonymously? I think you phrased it really elegantly.

Chelsea and I went through our awkward teenage phase at the same time. Only she did it in front of the entire world. After surviving that, when Trump attacks her, I guarantee she won’t shed a single tear. It’ll be about as painful as a hangnail to her.

“Hillary is a murderer” is the new “Obama is a secret Muslim.”

Ditto.

I’m gonna be 100% nervous until the election day results are in.

I live in a veerrrrry liberal neighborhood (like, a Jill Stein stronghold) and as soon as it was clear that Hillary was the nominee, there was a very vocal “We have to take a stand against oligarchy! #NeverHillary” minority, to which the response was basically, “Yo, Hillary ain’t perfect, but I have a vagina and/or…

I had posted a “Reasons to vote Hillary” article on my FB feed, and a very intellectual hippie friend of mine replied “not convinced.” We spent some time on the “lesser of two evils” before he eventually wrote, “Oh, to be clear, I don’t love Hillary’s policies, but I’m totally voting for her as the only qualified…

My friend actually got a few of the middle-aged, conservative, suburban brother from his Freemasons lodge to admit they were afraid of black men.

Agreed. I spend a lot of time at my local hippie food co-op, and I see some really classy dreads (usually on Black people) and really nasty dreads (usually on white gutter punk kids).

That’s disgusting.