That’s one of the most apolocheeze I’ve ever curd.

I was in rural Wisconsin this weekend, and although there were a good number of Trump signs, they were usually overshadowed/outnumbered by larger Ron Johnson signs.

Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel

Please don’t insult Wisconsin cheese like that.

As I’ve said many times this year, I never thought I’d miss the days of George W.

They’re eating their own tail...

All the stars. Would you be okay with people sharing this? Anonymously? I think you phrased it really elegantly.

Chelsea and I went through our awkward teenage phase at the same time. Only she did it in front of the entire world. After surviving that, when Trump attacks her, I guarantee she won’t shed a single tear. It’ll be about as painful as a hangnail to her.

“Hillary is a murderer” is the new “Obama is a secret Muslim.”

Ditto.

I’m gonna be 100% nervous until the election day results are in.

I live in a veerrrrry liberal neighborhood (like, a Jill Stein stronghold) and as soon as it was clear that Hillary was the nominee, there was a very vocal “We have to take a stand against oligarchy! #NeverHillary” minority, to which the response was basically, “Yo, Hillary ain’t perfect, but I have a vagina and/or…

I had posted a “Reasons to vote Hillary” article on my FB feed, and a very intellectual hippie friend of mine replied “not convinced.” We spent some time on the “lesser of two evils” before he eventually wrote, “Oh, to be clear, I don’t love Hillary’s policies, but I’m totally voting for her as the only qualified…

My friend actually got a few of the middle-aged, conservative, suburban brother from his Freemasons lodge to admit they were afraid of black men.

Agreed. I spend a lot of time at my local hippie food co-op, and I see some really classy dreads (usually on Black people) and really nasty dreads (usually on white gutter punk kids).

That’s disgusting.

History says you’re probably right.

It blows my mind that people honestly think a large portion of the population, one already seen as a target thanks to the color of their skin, who have to warn their children not to wear hoodies/hold wallets/move their hands lest they be considered suspicious, would all be waving guns around willy-nilly around police…

I actually threw mine away a few years ago. They were in bad shape. But now one of my coworkers has been wearing them and I neeeeed to get another pair.

Which sucks, because I already had to give up The Cosby Show and I don’t want to have to give up The West Wing. And also, horrific child abuse.