Several of our marketing clients are airline-related companies. Last year apparently the head of the company wondered aloud if we should send out an email to knowledge the day. Thankfully everyone else had the sense to essentially say, “No. Good god, NO! That is a horrible, horrible idea. The word “plane” is literally…

Unfortunately, that’s a real last name. Of people I, uh, am related to. And who are atheists. Suuuuper annoying.

Hello. My name is Basket and I'm hella handsome.

And there are a “handful of reasonable, moderate” Wisconsinites that would like to do nothing more than vote this man out of office.

“I saw several of those gentlemen out there yesterday,”

Starred for use of caps. I would also like to offer you a slice of pie or other treat of your choice.

Also this, it’s moving to HBO. http://www.adweek.com/news/televisio…

Jesus was into the whole “turn the other cheek” thing, but I’m pretty sure He would have would have punched this guy.

Yeeeeeaaaaah. I’m drunk (office picnic!) but this looks horrible.

I was once in line behind a woman wearing an overcoat with back pleats still basted shut at the bottom and had to physically restrain myself.

My uncle brags about running guns to Mexico. He has sold and transported cocaine. He has spent multiple months in jail for multiple DUIs. My uncle is white. And he calls Michael Brown a thug.

I’m gluten intolerant, but I don’t bother asking at restaurants because I don’t want to be lumped in with “those people.” Usually my train of thought is, “Oh, I could get a salad that doesn’t have any gluten in it but OH MY GOD CHICKEN POT PIE fuck it.” And they I have horrible heartburn the next day.

“He Who Shall Not Be Toupeed”? Nope, yours is bette.r

“Isn’t it funny that Scott Walker, a college dropout, thinks he’s as qualified to run America as a literal brain surgeon? That’s some white man confidence. “

Going to TJ Maxx and believing the “compare at” price is as naive as going to Kohl’s and buying things at “regular price.”

That’s the first song on my “Country Chicks Running Mix.” And the video is genius.

Thank god for my IUD because watching that video almost got me pregnant.

I want to hate Caitlyn Jenner for her politics (though it seems like those may be, ahem, transitioning as well) and her association with the Kardashians, but all the glam and poise is blinding me and I can’t.

By “other senator” you mean Russ Feingold, right? Right?? (Fingers crossed)

This is the point in the conversation where I remind everyone Wisconsin went for Obama in the last election.