no way man. ....his beard is just so........no.

Oh, fer criminy's sake. I didn't say anything of the sort. I, in fact, specifically said that I'm not into BDSM at all, so why on earth would I be judging other people for feeling the same? I have, however, frequently heard this book described as kink-lite for Mormon housewives.

Okay, Dornan is a douchecanoe, but no, BSDM or even quasi-BDSM-Lite relationships are not abusive relationships. Get off your, high horse.

I'm impressed with Jez the past couple weeks. Y'all are covering the hell out of Fifty Shades. Brave, fearless journalism. A real public service to us all.

I always do the math a few days before her birthday to send her something nice then promptly forget.

My mom is 48. I think. I'm the worst child.

If you meant "all people are bisexual", then to a certain vague extent you'd be right. Instead, you just look like a Penthouse Forum letter writer.

Listicles. That. Word.

Totally with you; spiders and greasy lotions can just go straight to Hell. Circus peanuts... meh.

100 years! Living alone is amazing. If you deep-clean the place, no one is going to undo all your hard work and leave the sink full of dirty dishes mere minutes after you organized everything just the way you like it. If you leave a sink full of dirty dishes, no one is going to come at you all passive-aggressive like,…

Frankly, whatever makeup artist thought this was 'bold and editorial' versus 'over-fake-tanned and poorly chosen' should go back to MAC makeup school. I was just not into the red lip in that colour paired with the badly-blended bronzer that matched her hair.

You could just, I don't know, not look at people's asses that you don't want to look at, then, like, go about living your life instead of being mad that someone somewhere's pants weren't opaque enough.

People taking photos of strangers' behinds should be banned.

When Sylvia basically asserts, "I didn't know that my friend attacked you first so it's not my fault that I pulled you to the ground by your hair and put you in a chokehold" I couldn't help but think she's going to end up in jail at some point if she thinks that absolves her of responsibility. Also, she's a grade A…

It should be noted that the apology after watching the video wasn't really an apology it was more, "I'm sorry you pissed me off so much I felt the need to attack you. Stop being a person I like to attack." Then they went somewhere else to get drunk again.

Am I a terrible parent for showing this to my horrified and intrigued 13-year-old daughter?

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Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

I'm over her god obsession (look, He likes sparkler tittays like everybody else) and am more interested in what variety of quaaludes or Molly or whatever she was on during that halftime show where she was backup to Missy Elliott.

I never said it did, however the article above wasn't particularly disrespectful. It just didn't have the usual sycophantic reverential tone that is automatically given to any mention of faith.