blue steel

(Full disclosure: I'm a horrible person.)

Me and my guy have been together for about 10 years, and I've woken to him giving himself a treat on a few occasions. I always either ignore or join in. Those seem like the only two good options. If I'm awake enough, I'll saddle up, if not I'm just going to pretend I'm still out. Laughing will either postpone his…

This post reminded me that I need to pick up my vegan uterus-shaped ice cream cake with "abortions rule" script.

ever since my last girlfriend broke up with me (I'm 31), facebook has been advertising a dating site with the tagline "single moms just want a loyal guy". Everytime I see it i just assume that aging single moms are getting a picture of my face with the tagline "don't worry, nobody else wants to fuck him either"

I think you're looking for "Fremdschämen." It's what I've always called "2nd hand embarrassment," and is why I can't watch certain things...like Never Been Kissed, The Office, and Sarah Palin.

He only kept it open for 1 day, and the only people who gave money were anonymous or (seemingly) dudes.

I'm confused as to why there is confusion about this being a thing. People eat moose. This is a known. Why wouldn't it be stew? Everybody eats moose where I live, and I'm not Alaskan.

Uneducated does not always mean not smart.

I often wonder what I would be capable of if I had access to the best education and rolodex available to me.

Holy shit if even a quarter of the stuff I got into in college ever made it to the internet I'd be horrified. I thank god every day I went to school prior to social media and smart phones.

fuck that. I'd kill him

#FreeThePeen

edit: my anger was misguided, can't edit earlier posts but don't want to delete. Sorry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Fixed.

When you say "next top doctor," I imagine Levine standing with a group of other doctors until Tom Wolf called her down off the platform, gave a anecdote about how it was when HE was a doctor, and then gave Levine a photo of herself. Miss Jay looks on, making an approving face, and Nigel smolders sexily.

I just love this so much! and she has a real smile in that photo which frankly is already better than 99% of politicians.

Courtney Stodden called. She wants her padded mixing bowls back shug.