I fucking love Popeye’s!

I’ve talked to my kids about my bad parenting too. They responded like yours did! I know they still love me and don’t hold any grudges. (Nobody is in therapy yet)

I laughed.

I have too. But I grew up in the 70’s.

My stoner life is full of lists. How else would I remember anything?!? (or maybe that’s my ADHD?)

Same.

I refuse to read the bad news. Please just get rid of my second and third chins.

I love this comment.

What?!?! Parker Posey worked with him?!?! dammit

When my son got caught smoking pot on campus at HS (and at the parent/principal/student meeting was asked by the principal what happened to make him go from F’s to A’s and B’s recently), the punishment was this: if you had extracurricular activities you had to quit; if you didn’t you had to join one. My son chose the…

I just described it to my boyfriend as a style that women who are proud to be in the DAR would like.

And anything that makes a bunch of noise!

Sometimes its easier to communicate with family in writing.

My first thought.

Anecdata! My dog od’ed on pot once (we had poured some old oil in the backyard and she ate it up). She was fine, but then she would always go back to the same spot in the yard and eat the dirt.

My last name is Everman, and I've kept that name through two marriages.

I, personally would much rather make a "Hail Satan" cake than an "I hate (anything)" cake.

I just asked my boyfriend if pants were ball- crushing and he said, "yes, those are the ones you don't buy."

I almost didn't open this thread because I hate CS soooo much, but this made it all worthwhile.

Wow. I hope your marriage is as beautiful as your wedding!