Well aren't you just precious.

Nothing more irritating than grammar nazis who don't know what they're talking about. (see def 2)

I love Miss Manners.

I'm not sure if this applies to you, but I'm starting menopause and the headaches have definitely gotten worse. Hopefully they'll go away entirely by the time I'm post-menopause! (that was my Mom's experience)

But don't try this if you're pregnant!

I like the way you think!

I waited 'til the kids moved out to get mine.

And so what if they infect the herd immunity for the plebians. If you can't afford the top-of-the-line medical care, you deserve to die from a common disease.

Don't get me started on my front-loading washing machine.

If only the Darwin Awards really worked...

I love the responses to this post! My first thought was, after I lost my first dishwasher and had to go without for over a year, I totally wanted to make love to my new one!

I'm sure there are people that use abortion as a last result, but I have no idea what that percentage might be.

The only thing worth doing on a flight is sleep, so I'm gonna wear something as close to that as possible while flying. Flip-flops are a must!

NO! You must do everything the same way I do or I will continue to plague you with responses until you give in or give up!

As one of those women, please don't fret. Abortions are not that terrible, the stigma is. You know what is terrible? Overpopulation.

Puke.

I can't tell you how many bad drunken haircuts I've given myself...

Yeah, I don't find this all that shocking.

Dyslexia runs in my family and that caught my attention as well.

Well, I'm glad you've never had to have the experience of making a decision of such magnitude knowing that you're parents may react very badly to said decision.