Thanks! It's a good one.

I graduated in 1984, and the football captain/class president and his buddy started to rape me, but I got away. I remember my Mom (who is an ardent feminist) wondering whether she should call their parents or not.

Mother of two young men here. You're doing it right!

Costco has vodka?!

That's what I thought, and why I always tip in cash. (But I make sure I write "tip on table" on the receipt so I don't get set-up on an internet hoax)

So I've heard. Many times now.

Just to be clear, I starred this after you apparently added the sarcasm disclaimer.

My youngest son wouldn't walk down the hallway to his bedroom if the cat was perched on the table.

I had to go to an outside clinic because my regular ob/gyn didn't provide that service. (this was over 25 years ago, so I don't know how much has changed)

That's how I do it.

Groucho Marx said that. I usually wouldn't care to correct it, but I hate giving Allen any undue credit.

It finally pays off to be an A cup!

That clears up those breast implant rumors.

Fetii cannot survive on their own. They are essentially parasites and the host has every right to decide what happens in her own body.

Like that's a bad thing?

I love her!

I keep waiting for the Whitelandia debacle to show up on Gawker.

Thank you.

I'll have to check that out. Thanks!

He's supposed to be a redhead! Why won't anyone give sexy love to the redheaded men!?!?