Jesus. Enough with the insults.

Hillary is a criminal and Trump’s a doofus.

I’m not voting for her because she’s a criminal but it’s an ok kicker to know she’s definitely going to win anyway and I won’t have to hear anymore shit from these Clinton loyalists.

Speaking of Maggie’s kid...

Things should deviate from their source material when it personally pleases me, and when it doesn’t, it’s racist/sexist.

More Women in media!

Thanks, but no thanks, Big Brother.

I really like this explainer from the ever effulgent Tom Scott as to why we shouldn’t even be using electronic voting machines.

One concern I have that was lightly touched here is voter manipulation. When you get a booth, no one can see how you vote. An abusive spouse, a union leader, your boss... they can’t *prove* how you voted and if they ask, you can lie if you feel threatened. However, what’s to stop someone from looking over your…

“Come on! Pay attention to my news story everyone! If I don’t get enough clicks this month I have to wash Hulk Hogan’s bandanas!”

I will not vote for Hillary.

TLDR - welcome to the internet.

And the Democratic party is a bunch of neocons these days and that needs to change. Get it? That is what I care about.

Yours is the only decent comment so far. Maybe I’ll do that.

Especially since the “no blood transfusions” things stems from Jehovah’s Witnesses not wanting to pass midichlorians from person to person.

Everyone is wrong these days. Here is a group of individuals, many of whom I imagine are Hillary supporters, actively fighting for segregation.

Gross generalizations. Check

Onion articles are generally well written and often amusing.

Some Hillary supporters sure think highly of themselves.