Didn’t cover his man on the OT winner, and was more upset about that postgame, than the historic performance.

He’s on pace for a 328 goal season. I see absolutely no reason why this won’t happen. He really should go for an even 350 though.

I’d argue with you on this, but if I look away from my TV for too long I might miss another Matthews goal.

Counterpoint: Toronto is an okay city.

As always, Norm’s the best.

Contestant: [watches video above]

And you think that being a whiney millennial hipster makes you relevant.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

On one hand, this is pretty awesome.

Actually, it’s Bringer of Goals.

Is it snowing up there in Winnipeg yet?

Make it 4!

Let me guess. You’re from the armpit of Ontario, Hamilton.

Oh dear lord please no. I like to listen to sports radio when driving to work, and now it’s going to be nothing but Mathews & Leafs talk all day tommor.....

And make it the trick, less than 2 minutes into the 2nd!

In hockey it’s just called a “Great Hope”.

I wanted more nuance to the racial situation in the game. Instead of subtle beats with once in a while slaps in the face the game from the opening cutscene drops it like a nuclear bomb. Every 18 seconds or so. Everything that every NPC says, enemy or just person on the street, every talky bit on the radio, every…

I know, right?