You would have gotten away with this joke if it weren't for those meddling kids!

IT'S RAKE JOKES ALL THE WAY DOWN

Identity theft

His hair can deflect bullets.

You mean before or after it's murdered?

Make more cartoons about talking things!

Why's Robin squatting on the hood of the— ah fuck it, I need the eggs.

BATMAN

In Soviet Russia, you watch Xbox

I'm not worried about it watching me masturbate — the Kinect can't capture that fine a resolution.

Apparently the role was recast with Sad Keanu Reeves.

I like it. I'm savoring this moment because it's probably the last time I'll say "I like it" in regards to this film.

All-black actually makes more sense for a character who works at night and moves around in shadows.

Batman: Smell the Batarang

"Shit, I forgot to put a bat-zipper into this thing."

keep bustin'

Despite all his rage, he is still just a bat in a cage

der

Ri

Low