The campaign to convince Ted Nugent to watch Downton Abbey has just gotten real.

Q: Who's the black private dick / That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus lol wtf is a internet

At this point it's like getting a phone call at 2 a.m.

Imagine if it had taken place in the US.

Real Genius, because Weird Science failed to deliver on the salacious implications of its premise.

Everything's coming up Goggins!

FYI: "Goggins" is spelled with a "G."

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on Andy Dick's face — forever.
— George Orwell, 1984: The Original Edition Where the Future is Awesome

Yorke

My name is Thom and I'm here to say

It sounds oddly tossed-off for something he's presumably had a lot of time to work on. It feels more like, "Well, I got nothing else going on right now so I'll do this" than something with a lot of heart in it.

I agree, it's the last product by any New Order members that I've really liked (including the next two Electronic albums). It's too bad they didn't continue collaborating with Neil Tennant.

MY MOMS DEAD U NECROPHILE

I misunderstood your comment and was like, "I would totally buy the shit out of any product sold by having Laura Dern cry on the toilet."

I would imagine Nick Offerman's dick being redolent of flame-roasted meats, sawdust and Lagavulin.

Interestingly, "Terence Trent D'Arby" describes both his former stage name and his current place of employment.

The choir actually only has eight members, but there was a terrible car accident on the way to the recording studio.

Looking forward to the tragic backstory of Jamie Bell's flawed yet sympathetic mutton chops.

THERE IS A MAN (THERE IS A MAN!)
A CERTAIN MAN (A CERTAIN MAN!)
AND FOR THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU KNOW HE'LL BOW AND GIVE YOU
WHAT YOU DESERVE!