Within only 45 minutes of the collision, at least 13,500 long tons (13,700 t) of water had entered the ship. This was far too much for Up All Night's ballast and bilge pumps to handle; the total pumping capacity of all the pumps combined was only 1,700 long tons (1,700 t) per hour. Seawater was pouring into Up All…

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Yo momma such a beautiful, vibrant woman, men are forever fawning over her despite her mature years!

This is basically just the How To Destroy Angels tour whenever Mariqueen takes a potty break.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus A surprising number of positive life experiences follow the phrase "As long as you read nothing by vicksisamonster."

@avclub-e576423831e043f7928d9ac113abbe6f:disqus Torv definitely wins in terms of total lives/universes saved. Unless you're actually talking about Michael Dorn instead of Laura Dern. Oddly, your comment makes sense either way!

what is ben and kate lol

For me, the scariest scene is when a freshly-shaven Josh Hamilton turns around…revealing his half-beard.

Sucks dicks such as Travolta?

That's how I feel about every story about Ashton Kutcher.

But the best TED Talks lecture ever!

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It could come in handy though.

Just to clear up any confusion, when The Nuge says he supports "Black Power" he means he supports using black people to generate electricity by harnessing them to gigantic wheels.

The Soviet Union would be an awesome band name! On the other hand, I guess it'd be a pain in the ass to Google. Maybe if it was like The Soviet Union Jack, or The Soviet Gabrielle Union.

I preferred the sequel, Fight Club.

Worst foster family ever!

And never actually existed!

I couldn't remember what "Silkworm" was, and thought maybe it was some kind of infamous computer virus from the 90s. So I was like, why the hell would they make a feature length documentary about some computer virus? I couldn't wait to read the article and satisfy my curiosity. Having done so, however, I'm now even…

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