Seriously though, if you saw Robin in Seize the Day from 1986, very early in his film career, you'd forgive him for Patch Adams and just about any other abomination in which he later appeared. It's an extremely compelling, powerful and soul shattering performance, even if it is one of the most grimly depressing films…

Awesome! I love watching people who like to imagine themselves as savvy, sophisticated connoisseurs of fine, very fine art being made to squirm in great discomfort when being confronted by truly challenging, unconventional, or even insane art.

Apparently, the audiences were also ridiculously high.

I like how Imdb gives Patch Adams 6.6 out of 10, but Rotten Tomatoes critics only give it 22%. Rotten Tomatoes audience score, however, is 74%, so who ya gonna believe? Is there a rating system for rating rating systems?!

Burpees - the fruit and vegetable seed company? That's an odd combination - a woman in spandex shorts, and seeds.

WRONG!!! A comedian isn't just a common ordinary slob, like us, who just happens to earn a living as a provider of humor. True Comedians are not random individuals who have perhaps conscientiously applied themselves to their unusual craft, but rather are supernaturally gifted freaks whose every utterance is…

I was on a solo road trip through California way back when, maybe 15 years ago, and in Sequoia National Park I stopped at the visitor center/convenience store where a teenage girl was behind the counter. There was the most curious music wafting through the split log building, and the voice singing the odd lyrics was…

Steve Harvey is a preternaturally gifted, uniquely qualified Interpersonal Therapist confidently dispensing enlightened, supremely effective wisdom concerning all aspects of an infinitely subtle and quixotic aspect of human psychology, one which has otherwise thoroughly mystified the most perceptive minds all through…

His music is quite compelling, and his animations are adorably disturbing, or disturbingly adorable.

Audiences are the WORST!

The Bachelorette? More like the Bachelor-Ugh, is what a snarky asshole would say. I am not that snarky asshole. I'm another different snarky asshole.

Here's why we hate McConaughy, and so should you.

Critics?! I have a few opinions about critics, and they all rhyme with Yuck Fou!

Right. What Jimmy considers "cute" might very well include only traditional gender specific type humor where girls aren't allowed to be crude or gross or, um, natural. By his standards girls are sugar and spice and everything nice. And submissive kittens.

Yes, the condition of being alive on this world, as it is—environmentally ravaged, decimated by the wasteful, demented lifestyles of "civilization"—is most unfortunate. Perhaps, in a cosmic sense, guns and gun violence are Nature's way of fighting back, of trying to even the score?!…

What I really like about that joke isn't that it's exploiting Susan Boyle's lack of traditionally sanctioned physical beauty, but rather his use of the ridiculous analogy of an "eighteenth century paperboy" and even funnier, "toilet shoes," whatever the hell they might be?!

While I agree with the sentiment of your comment, I do take issue with the misunderstanding of the statistics. What the statistic do not reveal is that the majority of gun owners who are the victims of shootings are usually shot with their own weapons, either accidentally, by suicide, or by a threatened family member.…

And rabbits are best caught in a snare, not blasted with game shot. Rabbit meat is the one you want. It really is.

Does anyone in Arizona actually posses a cerebral cortex? Ha, State burn!

Purrrrrrrrfect show for a fuckable pussy, you might say.