Is this a good time to mention that Ibola is what I find scary? Or any of the candidates of either party actually being president?

In that description of Luuke they refer to The Dark Lord Darth Vader. I believe that title is redundant as the name Darth Vader already is cleverly suggestive of Dark Invader. So the title as printed is actually saying The Dark Lord Dark Invader. That's just silly. It's obviously a bastardization of James Luceno's…

"Boba Fetts… I Hate Boba Fetts." Harrison Ford is getting a bit Alzheimery.

There still isn't the slightest iota of evidence, proof, or even hint of a suggestion that anyone else actually had any idea of what ol' Billy was really up to, of just how depraved was his behavior. He didn't have an entourage, he operated as a lone wolf; a demented, deranged, rabid lone wolf. But even a wolf…

Don't sweat it. The truth of what it was actually, really like cannot possibly compete with the outrageous scenario which exists in my fertile, overheated mind. I mentally picture Chevy lurking in the shadows, nervously giggling to himself as he prepares to thrust his formidable mass upon Sharon Lawrence when and if…

What I mean is, we like to believe that we exist in a community where our individual opinions and thoughts bare any relevance in this matter, but they do not. We are living in a severely bizarre world where the elite, ultra rich are subject to an entirely separate code of conduct. If the average, common, regular type…

68 is the highest possible number, because at 69 you have to turn around.

Because I compulsively do exactly that which I'm told or warned not to do I went straight to that story's comments section and left about 6 indignant but well phrased rants on the sorry state of the interwebs, flaming on all the deniers and contrarians and mindless reactionaries sullying up the once exquisite and…

I could imagine the father of a teenage rape victim being so enraged as to take action to inflict severe pain upon the alleged perpetrator, and maybe even kill the scumbag. But these crimes occurred relatively long ago so the likelihood of extreme fury has subsided considerably. The sense of violation and fear and…

Bill Cosby raped my doggy.

Depends on which end of the asshole you find yourself.

Red or Blue? I lost both.

Everyone is absolutely convinced that Bill Cosby is guilty, but these two latest accusations beg the question: Is Bill Cosby not absolutely, positively, completely, totally, utterly, wholly death penalty guilty?

A twenty year old News Radio quote, and somehow I know it.

But those silly Limeys wouldn't know the difference, what with all their obnoxious "petrol" this and "lorrie" that. It's a wonder they manage to communicate at all amongst themselves.

But wouldn't you "doing" an accent just sound natural and inoffensive to the person whose accent you're unintentionally mimicking? I mean, how would that person know that your assumed accent is anything but innate? Perhaps the real problem is that you're doing incompetent accents, so incompetent that the person you're…

"Okay, that sucked, but it's the best I can do right now." - What every Lifetime movie producer has declared at one time, but not about the Lifetime films they've produced. They've made that statement usually right after sex, presumably with an eager, young, desperate actress or actor.

No, you've opted for the more dangerous and ultimately self defeating tactic of entertaining the notion that simply providing more food to the planet's exploding population will alleviate suffering and strife. It won't. It will only enable and even accelerate the ongoing devastation of the planet's biological sphere.…

This is hysterical to me. I find Alex to be an amusingly quirky, unintentionally entertaining curiosity, and am utterly bewildered by the irrational fury incited in so many viewers by his casual, almost oblivious attitude. His normally non emotive, oddly stoic demeanor is perfectly complemented by his genuinely…

Colby is, or was, on that Revenge of the Nerds game show, which I haven't seen. Maybe the big suits make an appearance there.