You've apparently never read a comic book, have you? You seem oblivious of the fact that they killed Superman but brought him back to life a couple months later. In Superhero Land anything's possible, you silly turd.

You sad, pathetic loser. Is her physical allure your most worthwhile experience of her? She's a comedic treasure and yet you fixate upon her superficial attributes, you despicable loser.

A-Doy. Of course it was a misread, you ridiculously oblivious goon.

Leslie Jones has such difficulty enunciating her lines, which is fucking annoying beyond description. She's potentially funny, but in practice is disappointingly inept. WTF?!! Jost is just kinda there…

Are you in any way apologizing or rationalizing that first Zack Brown Band song?! It was pure unadulterated shit. I mean, seriously, honestly, a brain damaged head trauma victim could have written a better piece of shit tune. It was outrageously, revoltingly crappy and lame. Fuckin' stupidest uncreative worthless turd.

Once again SN Live critiques and satirizes itself better than I ever could by offering prerecorded segments which easily surpass any actual live moments. Beck Bennet's and Kyle Mooney's video of the reality game show was brilliant. Even the Annoying Girl at a Party on Weekend Update—which previously was one of my…

You just might be on to something there, Tex. I mean Tax.

Old Brando: That's a damn fine premise for a Gimmick Account.

How could a film about a mad doctor tinkering to produce freakish human/animal genetic hybrids starring Marlon Brando and Val Kilmer possibly be anything other than a rich source of absurd outrageous insanity?

It's interesting, if not disturbing, to learn that certain Americans are exponentially more alarmed and enraged by the remote possibility that Iran may soon be a nuclear power than are most Israelis. Yes, Israelis are concerned, but certainly not even fractionally hysterical as are the Fox News clowns or certain…

No, you've misunderstood me. Your statistic of 12% is the percentage of people who have been sexually abused or assaulted who then go on to sexually abuse or assault. My point was that while not all sexually abusers were themselves abused, a very high percentage were, who are the 12%. You seem to be suggesting that…

You and your expectations of enlightened behavior. Hmmph.

Cocaine? Lots and lots of Cocaine?

Yes, but that statistic only indicates that early sexual abuse or assault does not necessarily result in the victim becoming an abuser. If you isolate only those people who have in fact committed sexual abuse, especially repeatedly or chronically, the likelihood of early sexual abuse is very high, perhaps as high as…

I understand that there is a statistically significant rate of deception by caught perpetrators, which is to be expected of a person who is possibly facing a substantial prison sentence, however The actual percentage of perpetrators who falsely claim having suffered sexual abuse or assault is very small, less than…

I am not defending the actions of sexual criminals in any way, shape or form, but to describe the perpetrators as inhuman vile monsters is to delude ourselves as to the true nature of the tragedy. Sexual abusers have most often been sexually abused or assaulted in childhood or later. It's a cycle of violence that is…

Had a condo made a stone-a.

Yeah, Louis XVI loved his dogs and Mother Theresa farted like a truck driver.

Remember when the world's musical artists would gather in the field behind the old lumber mill, and they would all hold hands, sing spirituals, and exchange deeply felt meaningful looks of unspoken camaraderie and fellowship? Yeah, me neither.

Dead or old, or both.