Pretty good. Pretty, pretty good…

You LOVED it, you thilly goose.

What good is redemption if you can't spend it in Vegas?

Just because Riddley chooses to misspell his own name doesn't mean that we have to.

There's a lot to really love about Alien, but there's also a few things about it that are less than wonderful. In spite of all it's thematic and stylistic brilliance Alien ultimately devolved down to just a guy in a rubber suit, which is kinda funny and silly, so with Prometheus it seems Riddley wanted to avoid that…

Ze French, dey ave de best ov everyting. Les Americaines, dey ar les idiots, oui.

Plenty of actors have refused to participate in the media circus of film promotion, but they've done so quietly, tactfully, not calling out the studio as "slave masters" or other such inflammatory names. It's one thing to respectfully decline to participate in the tasteless, vapid antics of film promotion, and another…

But Mo'Nique is much more than 35 pounds overweight, and I also specified that I was referring to the term as used in popular culture, as opposed to the medical definition. If you're at much higher risk for diabetes or heart disease you're potentially morbidly obese.

Exactly.

Amish Culture = Cheesy Yeast Infection.

They did an episode about a wet bonnet contest.

Where I live Wheel of Fortune come on after Jeopardy. What a weird, wild, wacky world, aye?

I never trusted a language where fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.

Dam the Dutch!

I watch it, unpantsed.

The fact that Lorre and Company chose to address head on the most compelling and fascinating aspect of the entire show, namely Charlie's glorious flame out, is admirable. The laugh track, however, is unbearable.

There's a no so subtle subtext to this story that essentially screams Hollywood is a business first. If one of their "employees" chooses to not participate in the promotion side of the business then they'll just find someone else who will. Mo'Nique didn't want to be a walking billboard for the movie, and that kind of…

A big part of his appeal and power was his brash, unrestrained youth. He was 19 when he started on SNL. He didn't just survive his initial appearances, he triumphed. He literally saved the show by being the most daring, hysterical, impressive performer. That has to have deeply effected his psyche and profoundly…

Is it so bad? Yes. Unfortunately, yes…

So is mine, by dying…