Yes, younger conservatives and reactionaries are watching more silly, weird shit such as The Bachelor and Swamp Loggers. Seriously.

"Pounded into them." Phrasing!

Also, to run to the store to pick up some tampons for his lady.

How nice for you and your corrupt, mercenary field of employment. Do no harm? Just look at this bill. $3,400 for a cyst removal?! I'm having a heart attack, goddammit…

Ya think?

Parents are the Worst.

That's a very nice way of saying conservatives are emotionally crippled and intellectually juvenile

Fox, and most news shows, do operate something like Advertising Agencies. They just keep tossing shit out there and when something sticks they run with it. It's business first, then message.

Tell that to residents of Three Mile Island, Chernobyl or Fukoshima. You're a silly person.

No, not necessarily true. Orange County California is predominantly conservative and that's where the outbreak is occurring.

You're back, baby!!

True story?

I watched regularly for 17 seasons, then would catch it intermittently from S.18 up to the first episode of S.22 at which time I realized my ongoing hope for an improvement was only desperate self delusion and I then completely checked out. I would accidentally watch clips of more recent shows on Youtube and then…

*farts*

There are plenty of post season 9 shows that are superb, but they certainly were increasingly fewer and further between. The segment of the 23rd Season Halloween show in 2011, “The Diving Bell and the Butterball,” when Homer is paralyzed by a spider bite so he becomes Paralyzed Spiderman and he somehow straps himself…

No, PSH was just that damn fucking good. Hmmp

When you go to Disneyworld you're going for days, and you're there in the park isolated from everything else, and the whole place is engineered to completely immerse you in an utterly unreal experience. After the 2nd or 3rd day your perception is so distorted and your normal rational processes are short circuited…

It's not as bad as DisneyWorld because at least at Disneyland you're not a captive on their gated, moated compound. Once you enter DisneyWorld you're helpless to escape the relentless unavoidable treacherous merchandising, usually for multiple days. It's a marketing monster's wetdream.

Yeah, it was such a mean spirited, nasty episode. I kept thinking "Where's the joy?"

Perfect job for Philip Seymour Hoffman… Oh, right. Damn.