Not to be a nit picking bore (is there any better kind of bore?), but that situation isn't really ironic. It's tragic, and unfortunate, and maybe even genetically fated, but not so much ironic. Irony, perhaps, would be if that silly mother was run over by a truck transporting fesh vaccinations. It would also be divine…

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Hey, I thought that video was gonna taste like crap, but it's pretty good.

Snoop Dogg just just tweeted his secret recipe for the world's best munchie snack: Doritos, Gummi Bears, and lightly broiled lamb chops with a delicate rosemary and challots glaze.

Brooklyn softens Rs, such as in "the dawgs in the back yad." Whereas in Philly people tend to overpronounce hard Rs, such as in "Oh, dat guyz a friggin quee-irrr." Philly has a strange, almost Californian style exaggeration of certain vowels and vowel combinations, but less emphatically stressed and spoken more…

Down da shore.

And then what happened?…

Like your shed.

I'll deFfinitely allow it.

I'm just happy you didn't spell it as "fun." like the popular band because that would be too cute, and because we are definitely not young.

Start spreading the news
You're leaving today
I'm going to cut your heart out
New York, New York.

I enjoyed Lauren Graham's adorable little ass, and ocassional humorous quip.

If Californians didn't have fantastical beliefs and delusions to distract them from the primal terror of imminent apocalyptic earthquakes they'd all go utterly stark raving mad. Well, more so.

I recently started waching RT Channel and quickly realized that even though the style is relatively loose and sort of hip, it's actually very pro Putin. They keep suggesting that the presence of Russian troops in the Crimea is a media fabrication. I enjoy The Keiser Report because that guy's so completely nutty.

You could probably count on one hand the polar bears that have actually bothered to hike to the North Pole. Oh sure, they all claim it, but who's really checking?!

PussyRiot.com is going to have A LOT of disappointed first time visitors.

Yes, yes, absoutely. All female comics who employ insults are stealing Joan's act. Derp.

You seem to have lost touch with reality, or at least a vital aspect of it, namely the part that reminds you just what a bizarre, unnatural thing is show business to begin with, and Joan was exceptionally gifted at pointing out its limitess absurdity and stupidity. If all you choose to focus upon is her ascerbic…

You sad fucker.

I liked The Breakup, but you ain't tryin to hear that shit, is you?