All politicians should love hookers, they'd be hypocrits not to. You know, because of all the money. And the back alley blow jobs.

Well, it's certainly so very brave and bold of you to declare it now that she's gone.

Pardon me while I snicker…

Sid is such a grat character, and as the Id, the alter ego of all good kids he represented exactly those nefarious, threatening forces of life and nature which must be embraced and not shunned, or else they will haunt and overwhelm you. You denigrate Sid and what he stands for at your own peril.

Today, Labor Day, the US Post office delivered something which I ordered on Thursday. The delivery girl told me that the USPO has a contract with Amazon to deliver on weekends and holidays. I said, "Oh, I'm sorry," but she said it's cool because she's getting time and a half for weekends and double time on holidays.…

"Hmmm, how can I justify having in this movie a hot cheerleader in her sexy uniform? I know, I'll just make sure to have the actress character state clearly that she's coming right from the set of her movie, just like how I always wear a sexy cheerleader uniform when I'm on a movie set." - Quentin Tarantino

And Ann Rice.

I came away from reading Kant with only one thought: That is one severely, sociopathically depressed motherfucker.

You're heavy into auto erotic asphixiation, right?

And what are your thoughts, Mr. White, on the that recent film that proved to be a stern indictment of our current socio-political landscape, savagely lambasting the bewildering folley that is the Obama Presidency, and which has been mischieveously named The Lego Movie?

As bewildered or repulsed as you may be by that dude's sociopathic behavior, he undoubtedly is that intensely admired and revered by so many equally delusional, demented, depraved capitalist dreamers.

Kirk Cameron, you're, uh, you're kind of a dick.

*internet instantly heats to a blinding white hot supernova explosion*

But would they pixilate her soul, assuming she has one?

Yes, that was his bid for legitamacy, and it had its moments, but I kept being distacted by his almost creepy straight serious voice. Kinda like that one slightly weird camp counselor who always smelled like sauerkraut.

Way to tough it out!

Wait, are you offensively denigrating Lambchop, or are you bragging about your "date" with her?

My Bowel Movements

I had a window all the way through 2013.

#getoffmyyard