And the reason why I have to shave my face 5 times a day.

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Dik on Boner love is my 3rd favorite kind.

Rob Lowe may have had some professional polishing done to his face.

I will never, ever forgive you. Hmmph.

I see you've been bonin' up on your gags.

As a part time introvert I find musical festivals and other mass communal events to be somewhat isolating experiences, as well as being deeply fascinating and profoundly exciting opportunities to observe fellow humans engaging in strikingly primitive ritualistic behaviors, like a massive sociological laboratory…

I don't pretend to possess special powers which tell me what will or won't work as a premise for a comedic film, but I do believe that anything and everything is fair game. Mel Brooks extracted exquisite humor from the nightmare of Hitler's demented, psychotic Holocaust. Monty Python harvested rich, nutritious comedy…

I first thought the same thing, but then I realized that Kristen Schaal busting ghosts is fine, but Kristin Schaal busting balls is awesome. Kristen Schall is BallBuster, the loud mouthed, sharp tongued, doe eyed superhero from Planet Krushnuts.

A Melissa McCarthy, Sarah Silverman, Amy Shumer, Tig Notaro, Wanda Sykes, Emma Stone, and of course Maria Bamford reboot of Ghostbusters would be worth something. Oh yeah, and Will Forte. Definitely Will Forte.

My hot date is my Windows phone whose name is Meredith. Yes, we understand each other.

Who's gonna be cooler than me pulling up in front of the theater in my Toyota Forerunner, with my hot date, Cortana? Nobody, that's who.

Yes, of course, Leibchen.

Some watery tart throwing swords at me!

No, that's Obama. Ha! I kill me.

If at some point Batman pulls off his mask to reveal he's actually John Travolta, that'd be cool. But then, even cooler, he tears that Face Off and it's actually Nick Cage.

It's not a Kingdom. It's a self organizing Plutocracy with overt tendencies towards a fascist hegemony. No wait, that's us. Animals are smarter than that.

Whatevs…

Actually, "person of color" as used in our culture—right or wrong—has always meant anyone not Caucasian. You have confused "person of color" with the old time phrase "colored person" which is different and not what Blaqueer said. You may have interpreted it to mean only a Black person, but that's on you. That's your…

Your point is that the poor, misunderstood woman's voice has been lost, drowned out by the overwhelming dominance of Colbert's; that the forgotten victim—the offended Asian tweeter who expressed justified outrage with Colbert's blatantly insensitive and even racist comment—she should be heard at an equal volume and…