These Westboro mental patients demonstrate conclusively the unnatural and perhaps ridiculous power of the press. It's a puny gang of less than 50 turds but they consistently command the Nation's attention by staging outrageous media stunts. All us more modest, timid folk could learn a thing or two from those feeble…

You really don't know if I'm the biggest asshole on the globe, you just don't. And I know for a fact that your comment is the most presumptuous statement that's ever been spoken or written in the history of internet commentary.

And your comment is what's known as a smug, self satisfied, vain atempt at snark. See, I am more perceptive than you care to admit.

There's a commercial for microwave popcorn on the TV. Isn't that ironic?

I like to think I know a parody when I see one. It could also be described as a spoof, or a send-up, or a take-off, or a lampoon, if you prefer. A parody is a work created to mock, comment on or trivialize an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of satiric or ironic imitation. True…

Who are are you and who told you you could talk to me?

Argument? Quibble quabble discombobble the rubber rutebega baby bumber booboo bunny billygoat builds a bouyant brothel, brah.

In Badlands he used narration masterfully. I loved Sissy Spacek's childlike whispy voice describing essentially heinous abominations but with utter inocence and naivete.

The show is a pretty solid parody of itself—it is very meta—but it's done straight faced without any winking or nudging, and so some people seem to be accepting it only at face value and not reveling in it's melodramatic campy excess, which is how I watch it. The level of self conscious ironic meta aburdity is off the…

That reads like a reposted comment from Tarkovsky's Former AD. Remember him?

Can the mere sight of a televised human anatomical feature be so damaging and subversive to the national psyche as to warrant a 16 million dollar penalty? Other than the grotesquely mutilated face of Bruce Jenner, I would say no.

Yeah, I was checking out that particular unit when a "helpful" customer suggested that I buy a dedicated Smoker grill—with the separate fire box—because he claimed that's the only way to achieve genuine slow smoking. I thought he seemed a little too enthusiastic. Plus the smoker he was recommending cost 4 times as…

They are only fashionably lesbian until Mr. Right comes along and they then fulfill their pre-programmed directive to mate with a socially superior sugar daddy.

Actually, on more than one occasion the Pharmacist has been very helpful by pointing out that my doctor has prescribed me two similar drugs, or two medications which are not recommended to be taken simultaneously, and since I had no pharmaceutical coverage at the time it was both medically and economically valuable…

Do you smoke your meats in a smoker or a grill or what?

Yeah, a bit.

That joke will only make sense to the people who have watched the 1st video above. I watched the videos so I get the joke.

Your unnecessarily caustic response only proves what Ozzy stated, that you are, in fact, a bitter, sour, sad wretch. Well done, bonehead.

Glen Beck does a "lighter side of the news" by lifting his fat ass off of it.

And a good tipper? Oooh, that was wrong.