I've noticed that a lot of my parents' friends who were European refugees from the war and had endured many years of severe deprivation all had very conflicted attitudes about leftovers. They all seemed to intellectually appreciate the value of not wasting perfectly good food, but it was such a humiliating experience…

Also, we will stone you to death.

A lithp.

They have a superb School of Pharmacy training young minds to be devious, soulless exploiters of our nation's broken, decaying medical system, producing a callous, hardened army of higher degreed Mercenary Capitalists who pride themselves on their rare and special skill at counting out over priced pills. It's a living.

Ooooh, that's harsh. George Papandreou really built Drexel into a very impressive world class university. Even the new Law School is respected within the industry, and no Academic Discipline is more arrogant and elitist and exclusionary and just plain snotty than Law.

And in honor of David Brenner's memory I'm gonna hurl a D-cell battery at the Philly Phanatic.

It's also about the pastrami that they all kibitz. And maybe the cheese blintzes. But never the nova lox. The nova lox is beyond discussion. Muaah!

Stand Up Comedy isn't something you just sort of think you might want to do. No, not at all. Rather, Stand Up is a supremely demanding discipline requiring a very highly specialized and rare sort of temperament coupled to a near pathological need for public approval. Stand Up Comedians are sad and tragic but glorious…

He was sort of funny and I liked him

Mr. Bill, you have a heart of Play-Doh.

How ever did you arrive at such an extreme right wing, reactionary conclusion based solely on a reading of my humble, modest, ever so sincere declaration of utter disgust and profound disappointment with the general tenor and tone of so much of the commentary here on these congested threads of the otherwise amiable…

I often hate this place. The AV Club—with it's profusion of self righteous, smug arrogance that runs thick like so much rancid, sour bile—too often tolerates the easy, lazy joke. Ya know what? I think I'm declaring a personal moratorium on the bitter, crass, self satisfied snark. Yep, that's right, I hereby proclaim…

Are you getting enough Iron? Or Zinc? Zinc is essential to transport Iron to and from the liver, or else you do not properly process the ferrous compounds in your diet, and you become listless, sallow and intellectually compromised. I recommend leafy greens such as spinach, kale and collard green, and perhaps, if…

I assume you, too, pepper your writings with salty language and also a fair amount of Anthrax, Ricin and fleas infected with Bubonic Plague.

I like Archie and Ri¢hie Ri¢h and sometimes Spiderman.

I stopped watching right after the Dean's rap—just turned the TV off—because I feared the rest of the show could never live up to the stratospheric level of sublime joy I experienced upon witnessing a deranged giant peanut candybar spitting the dopest, lamest rhymes, ever, about no paychecks and some other wack shit.

Is posting comments here just a game to you?

I would to see a fully detailed drawn out explanation of that meme. I think I get it, but I probably don't.

In a sword fight.

Seriously, they look like Joe and Jane Average. Is this a prank or something?