Puppy sitting and Sufjan. Are dudes welcome to post here? I like the vibes here.

I had a hair color appointment go wrong this week. While I don't especially care (hair grows back, y'all!), my husband was trying to be funny and told me I looked even more like our Rottweiler than usual.

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

They're not married technically and there have been rumors that he is an abusive asshole, which wouldn't surprise me. Typical abusive behavior is isolating your partner away from other family and friends and if you look at her instagram, you'll notice most of her pictures are of her and Nick. Whitney literally raised…

Yeah, because that relationship with Tom Cruise doesn't appear to have been any sort of fucked up, controlling, nightmarish situation for Katie Holmes, like, AT ALL, guys.

Could you please turn this glass of water into wine for me? kthnx

I literally just realized that Malia and my daughter could possibly be in college together and Sasha and my son could be in college together....

So obviously my daughter and Malia will be BFFs and my son will marry Sasha.

My wife is constantly leaving stuff in books and then forgetting where they are. Money, Post-It notes, receipts-whatever she can stick between the pages of a book, you better believe that she will.

Tilda Swinton and Lupita Nyong'o play the star-crossed lovers. Tom Hiddleston is their guardian angel trying to bring them back together. Nic Cage is the demon trying to keep them apart. Jim Varney is the folksy bookstore employee who finds the letter. Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda's asexual, aloof older brother. …

Do not Google "Huitlacoche"...

And they didn't even thank her?

I'm imagining that it was on a beach, there was burlap and mason jars everywhere, the the smell of patchouli oil and weed permeated everything.

Thank you! I WAS SO PLEASED WITH THIS!

only one type of valentine that's okay to hand to your special chum

Comic Sans for maximum romance.

That's much sweeter, and I like it for that. But where's the fun? 'Cause then she doesn't get to saw his head off in retaliation! "I'll show YOU how to use a saw, buddy!"

I have to admit I'm not too much of a fan of it as a drink - but it makes a pretty kick-ass stew if you ever want a nice fall meal! :)

"The rationale being that the more financial risk and burden consumers have to take on, the better their choices will be about how they spend their healthcare dollars."

Exactly what choices are those? Shopping around for someone to set a compound fracture or administer a triple bypass isn't exactly like getting a new…

6. No WIC/Medicaid/Welfare/Head Start.

The Republican mindset: