If you have an immersion blender, you can do it with only slightly more effort than it takes to open a jar of the shelf-stable stuff.

And yet I get arrested whenever I get naked to fight homophobia.

there's something in that picture that reminded me of this famous Renaissance image by Pollaiuolo.

It's quite fun to make, but you won't likely achieve a type of mayo that you would like the taste of alone, as in sampling, or getting a smidgen on your finger and licking it off etc. Tends to taste oily when freshly made, as opposed to a magical, creamy, salty, lemony pre-packaged Mayo.

I say this with sincere love: This was x-posted to Deadspin, wasn't it?

Because it's the most amazing-WTF story you'll ever experience in your life. That said, while I talked about my labor/delivery with most of my friends I didn't go into detail unless they asked and if anyone looked bored I wrapped it up quickly.

The weird thing is that it will happen to everyone, if we live long enough and love. But love is worth it. That's the beautiful part.

You don't get to decide whose grief is more valid. Fuck off, no offense.

I love birth stories. I don't have children. Different strokes and what not.

Yes! TWO BLANKETS! I tell people this all the time and they look at me like I'm either nuts, or it's the most genius thing they've never thought of. Saves you from middle of the night tugs of war/waking up cold/weird middle air pocket.

I'm of the opinion that some people just aren't for marriage. They don't want it. They're conditioned to believe they want it and then waste tons of time, effort, and energy only to realize that they're profoundly unhappy.

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.

I think that one of the most important factors in a happy marriage is being able to come to terms with the fact that your happy marriage is not always going to be happy. Shit happens, life is tough, living with someone forever is not an easy thing to do. To attempt to do it harmoniously forever is impossible. Keep…

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

"They say it goes away but it doesn't." Indeed. As time goes by, it simply seems more and more unfair that we have to face this world without the ones we have lost.

Cats and puppies are the cure for everything.

Like I literally didn't even mention pizza tho

Oooo if you like seafood, check out Esca. It's pricey but delicious.

I love this question, it makes me think positively which I need!

Please stay out of it. That is the healthiest thing for you to do for your own sake. The fact remains that your own therapist cannot diagnose your ex using secondary information.