Crate training was one thing our dog trainer suggested. I think we're going to try it, though the thought of it bums me out a little, like I'm putting dogmcgee in doggie prison. But I don't know shit about dogs and lots of dog experts recommend it, so I guess we'll try it.

Thanks! Thankfully dogmcgee knows a bunch of tricks (including sit, stay, belly, roll over, spin, jump, watch me, and keeping a treat on his nose), so when in doubt I try to redirect his hyperness to doing these tricks. That's a good idea about being the food provider, though - usually ballsmcgee feeds him in the…

Any SF Jezzies here who don't give a crap about baseball, or sports in general? I feel like such a traitor since my relatives are die-hard Giants fans and my grandfather was even a Giants announcers decades ago. I'm just so tired of all the social media and water cooler talk that I'm secretly hoping that they lose the…

I have lost the ability to think of anything other than this when I hear this song:

What would you do if you were in Paris for one night only, say, from midnight to 8:00 a.m.? I've just spent a month traveling around North Africa and have a 12 hour layover in Paris (1opm-10am)

Drink of choice: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

I'm a terrible parent, so I'm watching South Park with my 11 year old while drinking tea and whisky. I did 4 hours of work on the computer today, which aggravated my carpal everything so badly that not even vicodin is touching it. Yes, I know typing this doesn't help. I ain't cooking, that's for goddam sure.

if you're in New York, check out Sleep No More. It's by a company called punchdrunk and ohmigod I've never seen anything like their london show The Drowned Man.

Boxer/husky baby

Regret, 100 year old grease and a marinade made from the tears of PETA members.

At least it didn't scare the shit out of him.

Everything about him shouts "Avoid at all costs", doesn't it? I've tried to remake dating profiles a number of times and never managed to look that bad. Then again, I'm not "In the top 5%" ...

The heart wants what the heart wants.

Sometimes it wants to liquefy into an infectious sludge and leak out of your orifices. Love is unpredictable like that.

that's it's tongue, trying to lick you back

nope, sorry she is supposed to be Edith, the 'ugly' sister

Meh, not as funny as what the BBC did for Red Nose day.

I think it's more just that she contributes pretty much nothing and just occasionally interjects with something inane.

I live kind of, across the way from a really nice neighborhood. Like, an NFL player lives nearby. My house is more in the "new owner" kind of size, but there are some fucking awesome houses. It's got the same kind of deal: every Halloween, buckets of kids come in from everywhere to go trick or treating. And you know…

Wow, I'd like to see that.

*these what I got about this bullshit . . .