That is incredible. In your experience, do you have to be very pale for the makeup to work?

Sadly she missed Aviva Drescher unscrewing her prosthetic leg and throwing it onto the floor. That put the "circus" in "Le Cirque."

I didn't get the jewelry thing, actually, because over in Miami everyone, regardless of race, creed, color, or religion, seems to wear tons of oversized and inappropriate jewelry. Miami jewelry does not discriminate.

Have you ever seen a photo of Mark Zuckerberg when he's not wearing a hoodie? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he wore one to his wedding.

This obviously unwanted patron is also wearing a skull cap/do rag. And presumably he is a Cardinals fan so he's also violating the no sports jersey commandment.

As a not-young man who loves weddings and can be relied on to show up alone I get invited to all of them. I've been to about 90 at this point. I have never seen this make-out demonstration tradition, and I thought I had seen it all.

I hosted a screening of it a couple of years ago and I think I must have rented it through NetFlix? No one had ever seen it (I had about 40 people.) Everyone loved it. Who doesn't want a young Jack Nicholson to climb into their rooftop garden? Who wouldn't sign up for five sessions a week if the psychiatrist were Yves…

If you're not a shut-in, like I am (I work from home and am waiting for "feedback" from my latest project) at least watch the first minute or two of this priceless cultural artifact. Howard Cosell doing the commentary. Telly Savalas chain smoking away. Robert Conrad making a perhaps ill-advised reference to WWII and…

There was more to that story. The party took place on Shelter Island. Of course it did. I think the kid basically ruined the party for them, and probably everyone else, because she was insane with grief. After the party they went somewhere to replace the thing but the store was sold out. There was much wailing and…

I completely agree with you but he's a columnist for the New York Post, which is not known to be a hotbed of Marxist thinking.

I was there too! A friend of mine texted me just as the float started coming into view . "Are u watch Parade TV? Rick Astley!!!" I texted back "I AM AT THE PARADE!" and I jumped up and started waving like a madman, hoping that my friend (and Rick Astley, of course) would see me. Because of lax security I was not…

When I go to Hell, and I'm pretty sure I will, I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be forced to watch Seventh Heaven for all eternity.

Did you used to watch "Battle of the Network Stars"? (And since there were only three networks there were only three teams.)

I tried to edit that intro sentence and I couldn't. It's a music video, not a music video of a music video.

The most 80s thing that has ever 80ed is the music video of Eddie Murphy and Rick James's Party All The Time.

I'm pretty sure some of those men aren't fathers, unless they adopted or used a surrogate or something.

I happened to be in London when the review came out and clipped it from the newspaper it appeared in. I try to insert the phrase "preferably from your own cow" into as many conversations as I possibly can.

She wrote a cookbook (a "cookery book"). Here's a review:

I've heard that it's pretty well known that the Queen likes to watch television. I hope she likes Downton Abbey, since there was nice little mini story arc involving her uncle. I hope DA goes on forever and if the show makes it to WWII they mention that the future queen served as a mechanic (true story!) Maybe Branson…

Ah, those foodie children with their refined palates.