Speaking of subscription models, I would gladly pay monthly for all the G/O sites without the relentless onslaught of ads.

Oh fuck. I FORGOT. I shall never make that mistake again. Dandelion is my patronus. My biggest fear is that I'll be unable to make any decisions differently this go around because I just want to be a good dad.

The Witcher 3 is one of the few games I’m probably going to be a performance hound over, but if you’ve not had the opportunity to experience it any other way, get in there.

The narrative design, execution, and general world development is top of class, and remains so even now, years after release.

Honestly, that game’s…

I’m in the same boat. Minivans are sweet. Tons of space, electronics, decent mileage, models with AWD and a v6, tiny work vans that can get a 350HP RS swap, awesome Kei vans from Japan with more passenger volume. than a Suburban with 60hp... Vans are sweet. It’s clearly the parents that are lame, not vans...

It’s true. Just wait til everyone sees my Sexy Chuck Schumer costume.

With a camera it can be incorporated into the body of the car. I dont understand why car companies make these camera sideviews stick off the car like a mirror.  If that is how they're going to design them, I'll stick with mirrors.

America Spared From Terrifying Silverado Onslaught By UAW Heroes

Those Moscow hotel rooms are big, but I don’t see how you would get a model 3 up to the presidential suite.

always wondered how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around. Most aren’t below $50k brand new and many are more like $70k.

By that logic, should cars even be allowed on roads? Until cars can get fatality rates down to 0, manufacturers shouldn’t be using us as guinea pigs and stop producing cars.

Have your phone ready to record. You are going to see some postable levels of mental gymnastics.

If you are a patriots fan, you should feel shame regardless.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

I have noticed that I not only get hangry, I get thangry. If I get dehydrated I can be just as bad as if I haven’t eaten. I work in a job where it can be difficult to stop and get something to drink, and after a few hours in the lab I need to just drink a damn glass of water.  My survival instincts make nothing else…

Same. While I have a habit of snacking when bored that I’m trying to quit, I don’t buy everything on the shelves when I’m hungry. If I’m not hungry, I have no idea what to buy at all for food. I’m like “but nothing sounds good. Meh. Let’s go home.”

The “real story” with this story is how fascinating it is so many people read the same article and came away with two wildly different interpretations.

They have multiple authors. The blog isn’t written by one guy named Jalopnik.

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

Pike is THE WORST COFFEE THEY BREW.  Blonde or nothing.

Counterpoint:

I don’t want “The Correct, Best Coffee” - and I’m sure I wouldn’t find that at Starbucks.