When I read the headline, “Why can’t McDonalds get people excited about the McPlant?” my first answer was: Because they fucking named it the fucking McPlant.

You forgot about how he was a member of the Pentaverate, before he went tits-up. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken!”

I have frozen vegetables in regular rotation because they tend to be the cheapest option—not always—but I’ve learned to live with the shortcomings. If I was planning to pour cheese sauce over everything I’d make time for better vegetables, but a handful of frozen California mix goes well with instant ramen and …

This is genius and I will eat cupcakes like this from now on, but I will cut them with a knife instead of tear them.

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

I think the thing about hotdogs is that cheap hotdogs aren’t good and good hotdogs aren’t cheap.  Like your butcher probably makes a pretty decent one from scraps that come up as part of the job, but it’s also not $.99 for a pack of 10.

“Self-checkout is not only a way for me personally to avoid feeling shame, but it also often speeds up the checkout process”

This looks like a ton of fun like the first so I’m definitely in. I’m guessing they’ll do a Godzilla V Kong and have them fight right until the end, then they will come together to fight a hulking robotic monstrosity, also just like Godzilla V Kong. 

School lunch programs fail, because as a whole, we (the United States) hate kids.

Aren’t other reasons that the schools are required to have certain things (like milk) as part of the menu or they do not get funding? There is also the element that the people at the national level are fully out of touch with c0sts and what it provides.

The only things the Whopper needs are the flame broilers back (Yes, I know they were a pain for employees) and to pay the employees enough to give a shit about the food going though the drive thru and over the counter. MAYBE a higher grade of meat, but without the first two, you could have fucking Wagu beef and it’s…

I would be totally fine with them adding a Hawaiian, rodeo, and (reintroduced) angry Whopper to the mix. Also, they should get rid of all specific bacon options and just let you add bacon to any sandwich for a flat fee.

How about this Burger King: pay your employees a livable wage so they give a shit enough to not fuck up every order. That’ll improve the Whopper.

The article I read talked about them currently having too many different burger builds, so don’t be surprised if there is some menu trimming.  Personally, I’d be fine with them adding some more Whopper variations and focusing on speed and quality of those.

Zuko. Hands down.

As of right now, Peacemaker. I’m sure there better/I have enjoyed other redemption stories more but Peacemaker nailed it.

H. Jon Benjamin is top tier for me. Even though he pretty much just uses the same voice for everyone (with a few exceptions, like Ben in Dr Katz and Jason in Home Movies) he always manages to make each character easily identifiable from each other. I would never confuse Archer with Bob, or Coach, or The Master.

Basically the entire Futuama voice cast - Billy West, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Phil LaMarr, Maurice Lamarche, Frank “Freddy From Scooby-Doo” Welker.

Clancy Brown, the rare well known live action star who is also in the top echelon of voice actors. His Lex Luthor will always be my favorite version and Brown has voiced countless animated characters.

Rob Paulsen!