When I read the headline, “Why can’t McDonalds get people excited about the McPlant?” my first answer was: Because they fucking named it the fucking McPlant.

You forgot about how he was a member of the Pentaverate, before he went tits-up. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken!”

I have frozen vegetables in regular rotation because they tend to be the cheapest option—not always—but I’ve learned to live with the shortcomings. If I was planning to pour cheese sauce over everything I’d make time for better vegetables, but a handful of frozen California mix goes well with instant ramen and …

This is genius and I will eat cupcakes like this from now on, but I will cut them with a knife instead of tear them.

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

I think the thing about hotdogs is that cheap hotdogs aren’t good and good hotdogs aren’t cheap.  Like your butcher probably makes a pretty decent one from scraps that come up as part of the job, but it’s also not $.99 for a pack of 10.

“Self-checkout is not only a way for me personally to avoid feeling shame, but it also often speeds up the checkout process”

School lunch programs fail, because as a whole, we (the United States) hate kids.

Aren’t other reasons that the schools are required to have certain things (like milk) as part of the menu or they do not get funding? There is also the element that the people at the national level are fully out of touch with c0sts and what it provides.

The only things the Whopper needs are the flame broilers back (Yes, I know they were a pain for employees) and to pay the employees enough to give a shit about the food going though the drive thru and over the counter. MAYBE a higher grade of meat, but without the first two, you could have fucking Wagu beef and it’s…

I would be totally fine with them adding a Hawaiian, rodeo, and (reintroduced) angry Whopper to the mix. Also, they should get rid of all specific bacon options and just let you add bacon to any sandwich for a flat fee.

How about this Burger King: pay your employees a livable wage so they give a shit enough to not fuck up every order. That’ll improve the Whopper.

The article I read talked about them currently having too many different burger builds, so don’t be surprised if there is some menu trimming.  Personally, I’d be fine with them adding some more Whopper variations and focusing on speed and quality of those.

I mean honestly, how do you have this as your take and have any business writing the article in the first place?

I firmly and fully believe that grandparents should respect the wishes of the child’s parents, and that grandma was way the hell out of line here, if the mom had explicitly asked her (multiple times, apparently) not to give the children fast food.

Yes, this! Remove boneless from this article...they aren’t wings, they’re tender/nugget mashups that shouldn’t be part of the discussion at all.

boneless, drums, and then flats

I have a hard time comparing “boneless wings” to actual wings, because they’re not wings. I have nothing against them, mind you, and I enjoy them fairly often, but if I’m looking for wings, they are not it. I find they’re best with a dry rub.

flats are my favorite. the meat is more tender than the drummies, and there’s something so satisfying about getting it all off the bones. i’ll take drums if there’s no other option, but i refuse to capitulate to boneless wings being wings at all. they are glorified popcorn chicken and in that capacity to me, they are…

I feel like if you’re coming from a place of wanting to use a fork to eat wings, your opinion is already suspect.