The congressman’s office announced the happy couple would be honeymooning at The White Lotus in Maui, staying in the world famous Pineapple Suite. 

Imagine hitting the privilege jackpot of being wealthy, white, conventional pretty and yet settling for an even creepier Mr. Eraserhead. She thinks he is going somewhere, so she’s decided to hitch her wagon to him. But all signs point to jail. Once his father is no longer around or able to prop him up, he will be a…

The Nazis that are on Tiktok have pretty much weaponized the reporting system there. Someone says something that hurts the Nazi’s feelings? Mass reporting and the offender is taken down!!! Nazis posting something vile? Reports are ignored by Tiktok.

Suspended him? Just because they don’t agree with his opinion about what to do with his toaster strudel icing? So much for the tolerant left.

“I’m sorry you’re offended by my behavior. I also have black friends, so I’m totally not racist.”

The God Complex of inaccountability and infallibility, the delusion of SuperHero-dom, and the sheer backflips of mental gymnastics to proclaim innocence is so uber-white that I can see how even a kinda racist white cop would say,"the world's gotta see what this cracka wrote!"

We built this city on rac....is...m!

I feel like this writeup requires prior knowledge of the ball. I took a look at the Atlantic article and it seems like it was envisioned along the KKK aesthetic and is exclusively for upper class white St. Louisians.

Counterpoint: In the case of an actual emergency, this president is the last person you’d want to inform until it was absolutely necessary.

More like pickled.

I’m really looking forward to eating these fine people.

People of color are walking by our house! Get the guns!

Reprehensible trigger discipline. Lacking in all kinds of discipline, really.

In their defense, the protestors did have signs!

This guy coronaviruses

The good thing about getting the Coronavirus when driving for Uber is that the executives get to take 60% of it.

Kids these days. Too busy doing their Fortnight dances on TikTok to read Pablo Neruda like we did when we were 8.

Driver also sent the kid a bunch of merch from his film ‘Paterson’, to which the boy said, “Oh ... that’s great.”

I have a friend who found an even better market hack, he doesn’t really invest much himself but he used this one weird trick and was born into a wealthy family, now he doesn’t even have to worry about the market at all!

Really, the secret key to success in the market is trying to time the market so that you are buying when it is at the lowest and selling at the highest.