No one cares, they gone

Or go work for The Ringer

Say what you will about Adam Sandler, but if you don’t cry at the end of “50 First Dates” you are a god damn robot.

Shes got a GREAT ASS, and you got your head  ALL THE WAY UP it.

You really went out on a Lim with that one

Don’t forget his owning the Cobra Gym and playing dodge ball.

I wish I had my life that well planned out.

Don’t forget kids, the money is federally funded student loans. Jerry gets cash from uncle Sugar, the kids get no useful service and a ton of debt, and our tax dollars make the entire thing go around.

Spill the tea

I hate Joel Osteen, but....Doesnt the Compaq Center flood during hurricanes, and also isn’t it lacking in showers?  Didnt Houston NOT want it open for those reason? 

Let’s take a look at what’s wrong with them:

+1 day out of rehab early to go party

Gruden looks like a clown because aging boy genius Dan Snyder set Gruden up.

LOL,  Yes they would.

I’d say the whales are.....FINished.

“and then go hate-fuck their wife that they haven’t been attracted to in 15-20 years.”

The “good guy with a gun” didn’t help much at Stoneman Douglas, did he?

/snark

Why do people keep thinking he is?