Personally, they can track me all they want for that price.

You forgot this gem.

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

Empathy along with anger, sure. But the fact that she was a victim herself doesn’t completely excuse the vile victim-blaming comments she made. It’s like when someone who was virulently homophobic later admits it was because they were gay and unwilling to admit it...does it illuminate some of the reasons for their…

That dismissive waive is the basketball equivalent of throwing paper towels at hurricane victims.

Man that slip was so Freudian it went on to create a school of psychology

I highly recommend the book “Bear Attacks: Their Causes and Avoidance” by Stephen Herrero.

Mr. Met is justifiably No. 1. However, Orbit is terribly underrated at No. 23? Also, Clutch (NR) is a crime.

I’ll spare you from some of my lesser rage in regards to this list (Mariner Moose at 15? Are you guys serious? Dude is out here breaking his ankle for the game - he’s top 5 at worst) and get down to it - Clutch not even making this list is an embarrassment.

I’m saying he’s the Undertaker.

Beverly should send Westbrook some fishing gear

It’s a model based on voting history, where apparently numbers beyond “OMG! Triple-Doubbbbles!!!” factor in. One of those factors, in every MVP vote since David Stern became commissioner, is team wins.

Russell Westbrook is the MVP.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

6 weeks from now he’ll be discretely hired as a consultant.