..............actually, it’s called “Woody’s Plan”......................

Amy Schumer said, “You can make a little less money and be able to look at yourself in the mirror with no blood on your hands.”

I cannot stress enough my thorough loathing of all things Affleck, it’s visceral. Everything about the guy just screams toxic masculinity.

It’s faulty, but similar to learned helplessness — an attitude that expresses itself after repeated exposure to something negative. People who are conditioned (through experience or family or whatever) to feel as though they don’t have agency are not going to be helpful in finding solutions.

This kind of shit reminds me of that old story of the guy who was drowning and praying for his god’s help. He turned away a ship, a helicopter and the Coast Guard saying “God will provide.” When he drowned and met his god, he was asked why he had not taken the help that was offered. He answered that if he was meant to…

That’s the problem with modern Christianity, it’s based on suffering. That was cool back when the Romans were executing anyone who looked at them, or when your feudal lord raped all the women in your family, or when your monarch sat upon thrones of literal gold while you starved to death on the streets. But now,…

You change it by renting a Uhaul.

If video games are the issue - wouldn’t the rest of the world be suffering from the same rash of mass school shootings?

Counterpoint: Pence is probably one of those evangelicals who feels obligated to bring about the rapture. Unless we make sure to put Democrats in Congress who have spines, won’t matter which house holds the majority.

Here, have a plastic Trump visor* as a souvenir, you classy piece of woman!

It also speaks to his psyche—deep down he believes (rightfully) that beautiful women wouldn’t be interested in him if it wasn’t for his money.

Trump is like pure Id. I’m not sure he even realizes what he’s saying or doing. He’s so fucked in the head, he’s probably actually had to stop and try to figure out why he’s not supposed to have sex with his own daughter. After all these years, he’s still not sure.

Definitely. One of the things that established her credibility so clearly was just how twisted up the poor woman clearly was. She stated multiple times that Donald was incredibly loving and respectful towards her, to the point that she felt completely blindsided by the Access Hollywood tape . . .

Ivanka must feel so special that her father agreed on-air with Howard Stern that she is a “piece of ass”.

And Jared could have continued to run his businesses like this, and no one (with power) would have done anything about it, but then his dotty father-in-law decided to run for President.

Success has a thousand fathers; failure is an orphan

Ugh! The Space Force bullshit was the other thing that had me grinding my teeth the other day. He talks a big game about putting boots on Mars, but did he give NASA the budget to do that? Nope. Can we just have one day where the president isn’t a complete fuckwit about everything?

And an old Fox News reporter is now the 4th “in line” at State. She has no foreign or diplomatic experience at all.

Sheesh, Vanessa....five kids in twelve years with that douche?

Elmo’s PBS. No job for Elmo.