You’ve never seen a vehicle that is both possessed and repossessed at the same time... until now.

Oh. The old “minivan drivers have given up” argument. Clever. Nuanced.

As we hope you will be so you don’t have kids of your own.

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

*Sees price

Just recently?

Or my father in law (who I really like regardless): “Why do you eat berries and organic milk every day. I grew up eating dirt and look at me.” (Limps over to the kitchen because he is a diabetic and had some sort of complication after being on an international flight without any sort of movement to stimulate blood floo…

Dude.

Do you want me to write you a Sonnet to cheer you up?  

Sad I can give but one star. So sad I’m saabing.

While I think $2,750 is a tad more than I’d pay for this (I’m guessing you could talk him down to $2,500, and anything less than that you are encroaching on “great price” territory), I’ll wait to see what you are able to dig up for $1,000.

Wrong.  Yellow is the PERFECT color for a car like this, and particularly this car.

I’ll be honest: I dig the first-gen Durango.

These did not have AWD.

But you’re converting the weight of the car to gold.  I imagine that gold is heavier than the steel that beetles are made of.  It would be substantially more, but still not half a billion.

Take a deep breath Brad.

I see a Borrego occasionally, and always wonder if the owners also decided to buy a Dreamcast instead of a GameCube, or invested in Pets.com instead of Amazon.

Why are you making up cars that don’t exist 

I actually looked at this car and was not willing to pay the $5,000. Here’s why: