From someone who “knows how it is” and works in the business it goes like this:

My brain hurts at the thought of giving the car to the dealer for nothing. How/why/when would that ever be a better idea than selling it privately, scrapping it, donating it to charity, giving it to a friend or family member, or filling it with honey and letting bears break in and tear it apart? Like giving it to the…

so much this. we’re not pivoting to video.

Most of us aren’t bloggers who can sit and watch videos all day. I was about to post my rage at the lack of interior pics also. not gonna watch your 12 minute video at work with co workers over my shoulder and no ability to play sound. You’re losing page views, man. Post some pics.

the interior of VW’s van is a tastefully appointed living space.

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I’ll tell you where you can stick your snake-

My emotional support snake finds your lack of empathy depressing. On the other hand, the emotional support honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

He was juggling chainsaws for the circus. In Baghdad.

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

Funny as I get older, there are so many cars I like, but regret the culture behind them. The new Mustang is amazing, but I’d never buy one.

I really dont. They’ve somehow managed to make an RX7 even uglier and less reliable.

No need to kill, just a good wallop. Do you think this is her first stolen car?

or mountain lions

Was she your Mom or something?

You could practically see her thought process. “If I run, I look guilty, but ifI don’t run they’ll catch me”

No wonder she stole a car. She can’t even run for more than 2 feet at a time.

Back in PR, I worked about 70 miles from home (other side of the island), so I had a small apartment I’d stay at close to work. There was a student who lived next door for a few months, and one day she showed up with a different car.

Don’t you just find the closest garage, drive into it, and get a fresh new paint job? I thought that’s how it works

“If anyone knows how to get this to the authorities please send them this video.”