Eleanor!

These are rare for a reason. If you’ve ever driven a Beretta, you know.

It frustrates me that idiots like these can somehow afford nice cars, but all I can afford is a super used minivan - despite having a Bachelor’s and two Master’s degrees.
I guess it’s my fault for being a teacher and having multiple kids, though.

Jealous much? 

That’s a sedan, not a coupe like the OP nchockey specified.

This could be made into a fantastic looking cafe racer, but they’re simply asking too much for what is, essentially, a mediocre bike.

Ford GT90. I even had a model of this thing as a kid.

Wow, I never realized how atrocious the interiors were in those things.

I’d rather be a “CRACK HEAD ABUSED TURD” than pay $2,999 for this.

Maybe if the seller paid me that much to take it to the crusher? 

I could be completely wrong (probably) I think it’s based off of the Hummer H2. I mean, it still kinda looks like one even with all the crazy stuff.

*Edit: It 100% is an H2. Evidence: Everything. Including the steering wheel, dash, and air vents. 

I’ve driven one of these before and wasn’t super impressed with the gearbox or the interior quality - but for $4k, it’s in good condition, has a nice color, and should be fairly reliable.
I doubt this will sit long. NP.

These are really cool and I’m sure it’s a lot of fun... but there’s just too much work that needs to be done here.
Plus, you can get a much newer, more reliable, and probably in some ways more capable Wrangler for the same price or lower. Reluctant CP. 

I’m not a fan of the wheels at all, but those can be changed without too much effort .

I think it looks great.

Then again, I love Mustangs in Grabber Blue so I can’t really be trusted. 

I just want you to know that you are my hero. 

I love how it sounds exactly like my son’s R/C car.

Also, that road looks incredible. 

A guy at work got a new base 2018 Dodge Ram on clearance a few months ago. The first time I saw it, I had to do a double-take. The thing has a huge fixed antenna!
I had no clue you could get a brand new vehicle with one of those these days!

This makes me NOT want an Audi. Like, really bad.

That said, I had a 1996 A4 Quattro with a 5 speed, and I absolutely loved it. 

I’m embarrassed to even be the same species as that fool.

Kinda like how, in many places, custodians are now “sanitary engineers.”