If whether a certain movie scared you or not is your criterium for a horror film, rather than the technical aspects and thematics… you must be a very unhappy horror fan. I'm scared of my own shadow, but how many horror films _really_ scare me? 1 every 3-5 years in average?

It's why I usually avoid the comments section here lol. Despite liking the site in general.
If, while on the internet, you aren't sure if people are being stupid, always assume they are :D

That's a lot of hate for a simple movie o.O

Oh, I thought it was a parody sketch.

"Under the new arrangement, Varietyerroneously reports that Paramount will still control “the first four films” in the franchise, despite there only being three" Hahahah, touché. That cracked me up.